I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
“I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.” -augustus waters
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to