tatehorror:

nottatehorror:

If you let your sims family live a full and happy life I’m judging you

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

officialfrenchtoast:

finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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Anonymous

how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris



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