hi there im charley and im a fairy type trainer

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

Thor is so good???? OMG???

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

reallylameblog:

now THIS is something I could Fuck

j5h:

vagiants:

j5h:

j5h:

call me a washing machine cuz i take multiple loads a week

i honestly thought that people would find this relatable

Find God

I found god on the corner of First and Amistad

clacl:

when people stop giving me attention i start to die like a plant without sunlight

rnyselfie:

Shout out to those people like me with 20k+ note posts but you only have like 42 followers

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now